A Wonderful Way to Kick Off Prom Season...With Dresses Nobody Would Be Caught Dead Wearing

Well, it's official. Prom preparing has begun for the most desperate of teen girls. It's 2010, which means a whole new line of prom dresses. We'll start off with a few of my favorites...

Woman: Hi, I'm here to find a prom dress.

Saleslady: Sure, we have a great selection. What were you looking for?

Woman: Well, I was hoping to find a dress that made me look 8 months pregnant, 20 pounds overweight, and accentuates my hips with some pleating.

Saleslady: I think I have just the dress for you...

TA-DAH!!!!!

(made by David's Bridal)

Here's another lovely example of what rosettes and tulle can add to a great prom dress...

Absolutely nothing.

(made by Terani)

And finally, last but not least, the one, the only....

Racing-fan, sparkley fire, red puffy dress...with halter scoop neck, of course.

(made by Glam Gurlz)