Today is a very special day, my friends, because today is not about the dresses, but the models wearing these atrocities. Take a look:

SUPERWOMAN!!!!

Are my spidey-senses tingling...oh, that's just the itchy dress!

This is what happens when Playboy bunnies get kicked out of the mansion....

They model slutty prom dresses.

Is it just me, or does this lady look like a 2-year-old throwing a temper tantrum?

"NO! I don't wanna eat my broccoli!"

Ladies, just remember- prom pictures will live forever, so don't take modelling classes from these girls or you will be next.

Today is all about prom night. And what most kids DO on prom night. We've all heard the rumors..."he got a hotel key!" But this is for those girls who can't wait till prom night. Introducing the Easy Access Dress!!!!

I got a special request for this one:

See that zipper ALL the way down? FABULOUS!

This is for those more conservative girls...

Who wouldn't want to show off her calves? And thighs? And...*ahem*...other stuff?

Man, it's a good thing that new prom shop, Prostitutes-R-Us, opened up, because these girls wouldn't have any place to shop otherwise!