Today is a very special day, my friends, because today is not about the dresses, but the models wearing these atrocities. Take a look:

SUPERWOMAN!!!!

Are my spidey-senses tingling...oh, that's just the itchy dress!

This is what happens when Playboy bunnies get kicked out of the mansion....

They model slutty prom dresses.

Is it just me, or does this lady look like a 2-year-old throwing a temper tantrum?

"NO! I don't wanna eat my broccoli!"

Ladies, just remember- prom pictures will live forever, so don't take modelling classes from these girls or you will be next.