Ladies and gentlemen...
Boys and girls...
It's time for the most dreadful dresses in stores today..
The cream of the crop that make you ask yourself...
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

First off, this lovely piece makes me wonder how anyone could wear this. You'd have to be stick thin and have no hips to pull this off. (and maybe not even then!)

Next we have a stunning example of how NOT to accentuate one's waist. Everyone knows that a belt around your natural waist gives you curves, but I think this designer thought that adding fabric to the rest of the body would make her waist look smaller!

And what kind of woman WOULDN'T want to wear pants to a formal occasion? Oh, yeah. Me. Does this designer really think that the plunging v-neck really makes up for the fact that she's wearing MC Hammer pants to prom?!?

And, finally, the winner of today's award for suckiness...

TA-DA!

First of all, it's a wool sweater. Secondly, it has some very thick cables in random patterns. And finally, it's pretty much a poncho with an elastic band for the "skirt". Unflattering on anyone. Well done, designer.